Hello World!

Well I've spent countless hours racking my brain for that one perfect openning post. And all my labor has brought forth this: NOTHING!!! Absolutly nothing. I could paint you a facade about my picturesque life and entertain you with all my personal information. I'm sure you really want to know how long I've been married, How many pets I have and what my favorite color is. But alas, I reserve those posting for when I'm truely void of anything but pollution of the mouth.


I, like millions of others out there, dream of murder mysterys, enchanted kingdoms and exotic vacations with sensual massages. So if you're like me and you love the mysteries of King, the romance of Steele , or the comedy offered up by Family Guy-then you've probably come to the wrong place. I most likely wont dazzle you with my wits or keep you on the edge of your seat. And if you're looking for romance, well, I'm not sharing mine. What I will do for your reading pleasure is type up the ins and outs of my day. You'll probably hear about the rantings of a toddler, the constant wailings of an infant, the occassional good advise and TONS of what not to do's in life. So if you're looking for great humor and laugh out loud comedy, I suggest you turn on the tv or flip through the funnys in the paper. If you're looking to give out a little sympathy for an over-worked and under paid employee of a 2 year and a one month old- I say, Thank God and where have you been thus far?!